There is a theory among some of my friends that every conceivable idea has been used in porn. The other day I was lamenting the lack of vomit porn. How scat and urine porn was ubiquitous, but you never really see people vomiting on each other in the midst of acts of love. Just then someone piped up and said "I've seen that!" Seconds later, someone whips out a smart phone and we suddenly became a group of people watching people vomit on each other on a tiny screen in a bar.
I decided to then challenge myself to think of porn that isn't done. My first impulse was for some reason the Wizard of Oz. Many movies are parodied in porn, but for some reason I thought perhaps this American classic had slipped through the cracks. It seemed to write itself, the scarecrow and the tinman double teaming Dorthy while the Cowardly Lion stands off in the corner jerking off because he's too scared to join in. A quick internet search found, that it had been done, and in fact a major porn studio is casting for a big budget version complete with musical numbers and munchkins.
After a few days of trying to think about a porn that hasn't been done, I finally settled on "Tyler Perry Porn," probably something with Madea. I decided that no one would ever do this, because it's redundant. Tyler Perry shits out movies at the same speed and with the same sophistication as porn studios. I didn't verify that there is, in fact, no "Madea" porn. I was too terrified that I'd actually find some.
I decided to then challenge myself to think of porn that isn't done. My first impulse was for some reason the Wizard of Oz. Many movies are parodied in porn, but for some reason I thought perhaps this American classic had slipped through the cracks. It seemed to write itself, the scarecrow and the tinman double teaming Dorthy while the Cowardly Lion stands off in the corner jerking off because he's too scared to join in. A quick internet search found, that it had been done, and in fact a major porn studio is casting for a big budget version complete with musical numbers and munchkins.
After a few days of trying to think about a porn that hasn't been done, I finally settled on "Tyler Perry Porn," probably something with Madea. I decided that no one would ever do this, because it's redundant. Tyler Perry shits out movies at the same speed and with the same sophistication as porn studios. I didn't verify that there is, in fact, no "Madea" porn. I was too terrified that I'd actually find some.
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